Ann Ferro: Ideas on trend
Trend by the ages
I used to be exhausted at present. Crawled into the home, made some kind of desultory try at making ready dinner and collapsed right into a chair within the household room. Possibly the truth that discovering sleep final night time had been a bit on the dicey aspect, listening to the village clock strike one, then two o’clock, then having to rise at 6:15 a.m., explains my torpor. I dozed within the chair whereas the TV performed on; no explicit channel chosen, simply background noise till I heard these phrases: “Your garments seem like they got here with a walker.” I used to be instantaneously up and awake. One other jibe at older folks, supposedly a humorous comparability of fashion and age.
My gosh, at present it’s important to weigh each phrase you say about virtually every thing. The PC police are on patrol. God forbid that you simply slip and offend somebody with an errant noun, or implied insult, however it appears to be not solely OK, however extensively acceptable to poke enjoyable on the nether finish of the age spectrum. And, since I’m standing proper close to the higher reaches of that timeline, I’m taking umbrage. In fact, most of those that are making enjoyable of their elders received’t know what umbrage means, so I must translate.
This system that engendered this pique is a frothy, responsible pleasure referred to as “What Not To Put on,” not a weekly present, however nonetheless in syndication. The hosts of this program discover it amusing to inform the topic of their makeover that his or her garments are dowdy, like grandma would put on; they’re frumpy like an previous woman’s garments, and so forth. Whereas the hosts advise the topic to decorate in an “age-appropriate” trend, which is nice, they’ve penchant for utilizing references to “older” as synonymous with ugly.
The goal of such applications is to show somebody who has no clue about trend how one can costume for his or her physique sort and age, and I suppose there’s a physique sort referred to as “Grandmother.” This kind, in response to them, and repeated by others in quite a lot of circumstances, sports activities apparel that features white sneakers and matching belts, muumuus, “Mother” denims and diverse cotton underthings. Hair types don’t require a smoothing iron however run the gamut of outdated salon choices together with everlasting waves … shudder!
So, what did your grandmother put on? Mine wore easy clothes, most constructed from the identical sample. She appeared superb to me. She appeared like most different grandmothers did. The sneakers she wore have been sneakers that you’d affiliate with a grandmother till the 1970s rolled round and all of us wore semi orthopedic/grandma sneakers and beloved them. They have been age applicable for that point. She by no means in her life wore denims or trousers, separating her clothes into housedresses and Sunday greatest. Immediately grandmothers costume … properly, how do they costume? Most have all kinds of choices, a few of which might be thought of age inappropriate.
At my 50th highschool reunion, considered one of my classmates will need to have thought that it was a costume-themed occasion. She confirmed up dressed very like my high-school-aged neighbor … that’s, she wore short-shorts, a tube high and lengthy, straight hair. I suppose nobody had the braveness to inform her that straight hair solely accentuates the outcomes of many suntans and that tube high was for somebody who had solely lately been launched to gravity, however … properly, I don’t wish to be considered snarky. The remainder of us didn’t costume like that. Heck, we didn’t even come shut. Have been we trend plates? Provided that trend plates are manufactured from Styrofoam. We wearing denims, T-shirts or shirts that weren’t tucked in as a result of “in” was too far out, for those who get my drift.
I can use my wardrobe as an of instance of what grandmothers put on. I put on what suits in the intervening time. I seem like the general public of any age in line at any grocery store or DMV. We’re snug, which in modern parlance is an anathema. After a lifetime of sneakers that damage and garments that you simply needed to be cautious about, that restricted your motion in area, that you simply needed to iron or pay to have dry cleaned, dressing for an peculiar day the place you aren’t making an attempt to impress, is OK. Greater than OK, it’s completely acceptable and age applicable. It’s our uniform.
Reality be instructed, dressing properly does have its benefits. Suspicious gross sales associates don’t observe you across the retailer whenever you seem like you may afford the merchandise. Those self same gross sales associates (the folks we used to name clerks) can pay extra constructive consideration to you if you’re properly put collectively. Good grooming and put collectively clothes do lend an air of competence which is vital in job interviews, gross sales pitches and what you count on of your surgeon who’s nearly to take away one thing out of your less-than-well-attired physique.
And whereas we needs to be evaluating every individual on the idea of their character and competence, their apparel does offer you a clue to what you may count on. It’s the identical previous standard. We don’t want uniforms besides after we do. Docs, nurses, and so forth. in hospitals ought to costume in order that we don’t confuse them with guests. Who desires their analysis and care made by a younger man or girl wearing denims and a t-shirt that sports activities the phrases, too scorching to deal with?
Grandparents of any period have earned the fitting to decorate as they discover applicable and to really feel appreciated for who and what they’re and their very own eccentric, particular person trend statements. Apart from which, grandparents in fancy garments can’t play “monkey within the center”, conceal and search, construct a Lego fortress on the eating room flooring, make a volcano out of baking soda and vinegar or cuddle a sleeping little one with a fever.
Every era of grandparents carries their youth preferences with them, modified to accommodate arduous received ease. Whereas my grandmother by no means wore denims and I put on them each day, they’re most positively not skinny denims. I’m questioning what my daughter’s era of grandparents will put on. That era will little doubt pay extra consideration to the health club that I’ve paid. And, within the lengthy or quick run, we will with little effort clear up properly in order to not offend those that equate our apparel with prosthetics and walkers.
Ann Ferro is a mom, a grandmother and a retired social research instructor. Whereas nonetheless determining what she desires to be when she grows up, she lives in Marcellus with numerous books, a partner and a big orange cat.